SIR THROWSALOT

THE PROPHECY CHOSE HIM. HE CHOSE THE DARK LORD.

Sir Throwsalot is the Chosen One, and he is hopelessly in love with the villain. He won't fight. So you, his guardian angel, grab him with a giant divine hand and throw him at his enemies.

4 CHAPTERS · 7 GOBLINS · 5 SKELETONS · 1 DRAGON · 1 VERY FLIRTY DARK LORD · 2 ENDINGS

▶ No download. Plays instantly, on desktop and mobile. About 3 minutes.

⚔️ CLICK AN ENEMY WHEN IT ATTACKS
Shield up = wait. The moment it drops its shield and a red ! appears, click it and the hero gets hurled in, screaming. Wait until the ring turns gold for a COUNTER. Click a raised shield and he bounces off. Bonk.

⚡ CLICK THE HERO WHEN HE SCHEMES
A thought bubble means he's up to something: tossing his sword, wandering off to the Dark Lord, writing love letters, kneeling to the dragon. Zap him before the fuse burns down.

💘 POP THE KISSES
Blown kisses and love-letter pigeons fly at his face. Pop them. Five swoons and he elopes (wedding included).

🎭 THE DARK LORD BLUFFS
A pink ring with hearts is a fake-out. Smite it and you just deliver the hero into his arms.

💍 YOUR CALL
At the very end, seal the Dark Lord away… or don't.

🎮 CONTROLS
Mouse / tap only · Space: do the most urgent thing · M: mute

A love story, unfortunately.