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Devlog

• Bit Speaks Your Language Now (8 New Languages)
  September 28, 2026 by raxeris

  Bit has been stuck in 1-1 for 4,001 attempts. He used the time to learn some languages. 🌐 Now in 9 languages English, Español, Português, Français, Deutsch, Русский, 日本語, 한국어... Continue reading
• Three New Chapters (One of Them Needs a Second Tab)
  September 28, 2026 by raxeris

  Bit found three more ways out. All three use things your browser was already doing. 🐕 SHH The Game got a guard dog. WATCHDOG.exe sleeps in the middle of the room and wakes up at the slightest sound... Continue reading
• Bit found three new ways out (Update: 3 new chapters + a fresh coat of paint)
  September 26, 2026 by raxeris

  🚨 THE BIGGEST UPDATE SINCE LAUNCH 🚨 Bit has been busy. PLEASE CLOSE THIS TAB just got a massive expansion. 🧩 3 NEW CHAPTERS The game now has 13 chapters, up from 10. As always, you can't beat... Continue reading