Pegasomnia

Pegasomnia is a platform horde-brawler where you don't press attack. You move. Everything else happens.

  Pick a position. Time your jumps. Watch your fighter throw chainsaws, hammers, blenders, fish, rubber chickens, anvils, ice blasts, and a

  small philosophical tornado at whatever's closest. Survive four escalating waves of cosmic vermin and then explain yourself to Pegasomnia,

  Sovereign of Dreams — a sleep-deprived sky-horse-jester who would really rather you didn't.

  How to play

  - ← / → — move

  - ↑ / SPACE — jump (double-jump in the air)

  - ESC — pause

  Attacks, combos, dodges and specials fire automatically when something is in range. Your job is positioning.

  Features

  - Two stages: a candy-cartoon floating island and a Smash-style battlefield that the boss fight cuts to

  - A roster of around 30 absurd auto-weapons that pick themselves based on the situation (range, behind/above, boss?)

  - Anime-style impact bursts, hit-stop, screen shake and combo zoom

  - A meta-arcade cabinet that reacts to what you're doing — corner critters yelling "RUN," achievement toasts about pickle energy, drive-by

  ducks on rollerskates, a scrolling ticker of probably-real Socrates quotes, falling anvils, and a fake peanut-gallery chat that occasionally

  features your mom

  - A victory screen demanding you leave a five-star review under philosophical duress

  Controls TL;DR

  You steer. The fighter does the rest. The cabinet does the rest of the rest.

  "The unexamined life is not worth living. The unexamined hot dog is not worth eating."

  — Socrates (probably)