99%
IT'S JUST A LOADING SCREEN. IT'S AT 99%.
Click to help it finish. It doesn't want your help.
The longer you stay, the more it knows about you.
5 ACTS · 6 FAKE FIXES · 16 POPUPS · 1 ENDING · ∞ DECIMALS
▶ No download. Plays in your browser. Works on mobile.
FEATURES
- 5 Acts: Slides from "Reticulating splines..." into something that knows what time it is.
- Infinite Decimals: 99.1, 99.12, 99.123... every click makes it longer.
- Fake Fixes: Clear cache, Restart router, Download more RAM, Pray. (They actually help.)
- The End: A real ending worth screenshotting.
- Endless Mode: Unlocks after the ending. Every digit is a slot spin.
- Respects Your Time: About 9 minutes for a full run. Saves automatically.
CONTROLS
- Interact: Click / tap anywhere (or Space).
- Spend Progress: Click the "Taking too long? Try:" links to spend progress.
Play it with the sound on.
Please stop clicking.
STILL HERE?
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Development log
- 100% Was Never the End1 day ago
- Show Them How Long You Were Stuck1 day ago
- There Is Another Ending1 day ago
- 99% Now Loads in 9 Languages2 days ago
- The Endgame: Installing You.exe (Forever)2 days ago
- FEVER, Hold Music, and a Stray 1%2 days ago
- It Remembers You Now (and There Is No Bottom)2 days ago
- Expansion: The Last 1%2 days ago
Comments
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GG
Nice game
This was a really cool and short little clicker! Amazing job!
Game ended with the moving target as I'm using a trackpad that isn't the most responsive. But I really enjoyed everything up to that, novel ideas and I think the pacing is perfect, just as I started to worry nothing was progressing, something did indicate progression, just enough to keep it compelling/gripping. Great game!
really nice game, love the art style!
beaten the game in about 8:13
Finished the game with one click :)
and 12 minutes...
nice find. patched it so afk clickers can't finish the bar anymore, thanks
What is this AI like response?
lol fair, i overdid that one. short version: afk exploit's patched, ty for finding it
How do I make a cake ingame
you can't, the cake is a lie. same goes for the last 1% of the bar